Word count: 48

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So there I am

Crying on the cold, hard floor

My heart was broken

I felt betrayed

I’ve never felt so hurt

About something like this

But the struggle is real

I suppose

I should accept the fact

That my traitorous sister

Ate the last gosh-diddly-darn cupcake




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Kitty kitty

Goes meow

Puppy dog

Goes arf

Fishy Fishy

Goes glub glub

(until it dies then it’s just dead)


Don’t make sounds

But they sure are stinky


I’m back in business y’all!